As a Michigan sports fan it has become painfully obvious that the State of Ohio sucks. Having whacked us in darn near every sport imaginable over the last few years I have come to the conclusion that we as fans need to go on an all out Ohio Sucks campaign just like they have against us. We have likely taken this rivalry for granted over the years as Ohioans have always been a bit crazy about anything Michigan, especially Ohio State fans but we need to step up our game and let our teams know that losing to the state of Ohio is simply unacceptable and won't be tolerated any longer. So Lloyd Carr we will start with you. No more losing to Ohio State. I don't care if they cheat, it just won't be tolerated.
Jim Leyland, you're next. No more losing to Cleveland and the stinking Indians. You're now on notice. Mike Babcock, don't even think about losing to the Blue Jackets. John Beilein, you are now in charge of the basketball program as well as all the other sports at U-M, no more losing to OSU!
Last but not least, the Lions. You've obviously got the most work to do Rod Marinelli. You can start by beating the Cleveland Browns in the annual pre-season game and any other game you come into contact with an Ohio team.
This is now all out war and we need to explain it to our respective coaches.
So there it is, don't lose to any more Ohio teams and the world will go back to being the nice happy place that it was with Ohio teams sucking.
Oh, and by the way.....
